acourtoffeyandfables:

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

damazcuz:

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

imacriticalfailure:

the devil works hard but D20 works harder: a statement that has never rung truer

iamnotawomanimagod:

Jujubee screaming and roaring about her nat 20 and then apologizing for having such a “straight guy” moment SENT me

thelongestwalk:

just imagine it: dungeons and drag queens dating sim

damazcuz:

“Sorry for posting so much of x” baby you are on the posting so much website. We signed up for this. Spam me with your blorbo pictures I love them, genuinely. I love what you love. Its OUR special interest now. ♥️

thegaymertrainer:

They did it again

khadij-al-kubra:

mtndewbajablast:

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done